9 Stages of Emotions You Feel When Your Girl Says Her Period Is Late

July 28, 2021

Almost every guy has received that worried call from their girl, saying those words that make your stomach turn to water: “My period is late.” Immediately, you will just become weak and start feeling a ton of emotions. Here are some of the emotions you feel when your girl says her period is late.

1. Disbelief

She tells you that her period is late but you think she’s joking with you. What kind of rough play is this?

2. Denial

You start to think “Pregnancy? It couldn’t be! It’s not possible.” 

3. Confusion

You will suddenly forget all the biology you learned in SS2 and start asking yourself many questions. What is a period? What is it used for? Where did it go that it is late? How will we look for it?

4. Hope

You’ve not been to church in over a year but you’ll suddenly remember God in your hour of need. “God, help us find this period and I swear I’ll never have sex again.”

5.Fear

It is slowly dawning on you that she’s pregnant. You start to panic. You remember when your parents told you not to sleep with someone, or else they would get pregnant. Now, the worst has happened.

6. Flight

At this point, you start to wonder whether you should escape through the Seme border to Cotonou. Abi ki n salo ni?

7. Acceptance

At this point, you’ve accepted your fate. You have done the doings, and the deed has been done. We go run am. Maybe the child will even be a Project Mbappe and lift you out of poverty.

8. Despair

The amount in your account does not tally with the price of Cerelac in the market. At this rate, the baby will have to eat fufu o.

9. Relief

At the end of the day, the period arrives. You can finally breathe. You quickly forget the promise that you made to God not to have sex. We go again.

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