It’s never too early to start thinking of Christmas gifts for your man. This year, make efforts to get, you know, actual gifts for your man (not boxers and singlets).
Nigerian men deserve better, therefore, we’ve made a list of all the things you can get your man for Christmas this year.
1. A PS5
A PS5 is always better than a pillow with his face on it. Get your man a PS5 so that another woman will not get it for him. A word is enough for the wise.
2. A plot of land in Banana Island
If you’re feeling generous, you can just go ahead and buy a house and save both of you the stress of having to build from scratch. Let him meet a car in the garage too.
This might be a bit expensive, but men are worth the cost. Especially Nigerian men.
3. Turtleneck and Chelsea boots
Everybody knows that turtlenecks and Chelsea boots are the official dress items for the big boys in Nigeria. Get him a pair or two of each. Let him feel among. Don’t you want your man to look like he’s just sold his start-up for $30 million?
4. A dog
Dogs are man’s best friend. He probably doesn’t already have a dog because he thinks you won’t like one. Pull out that reverse card and get him a dog instead. A Christmas miracle.
Pro Tip: If you get your man a dog, he will never cheat on you (again).
5. Peace of mind
Just give him some time off and allow him sleep.
6. The Ultimate Apple Collection
Just get him the latest everything: Phone, tablet, computer, wrist watch and if you’re feeling generous, you can throw in an Apple TV to go with his aforementioned PS5. Men love surprises.
7. A surprise baecation
Surprise him. Book a flight to a place far, far away. Make all the arrangements for everything he’ll need and then just blow his mind.
8. A Canadian Passport
How you’ll do this one, nobody knows. But if you can pull it off, e go too mad. You can even get for only him so that he will go there, settle for a few years without cheating, and then invite you.
Nigerian men deserve the best.
