6 Ways To Prevent Your Man From Seeing Other People

November 5, 2020

I totally understand why you’re here. You want your man to focus only you. Men like to wander a lot. So it is important for you to learn how to stop him from seeing other people and focusing on you. I gatchu.

1. Lock him in the house

This is the best option. Full Rapunzel mode. If he can’t leave the house, he can’t see other people, amirite? Thank God everybody is working from home. No need for him to go out.

2. Blindfold him

If he absolutely has to go out, blindfold him. This means you have to lead him by the hand everytime he leaves the house but that’s a very small sacrifice to make to prevent him from seeing anybody that is not you.

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3. Only allow him to go out in the middle of the night

He can’t see people when everybody else is sleeping. Best idea.

Man walking down a sidewalk at night lit by street lights | Stock Video  Footage at Filmsupply

4. Censor his media

Now you’re thinking “What about on the internet?” That’s no worry! Just do like the Nigerian government and turn off the internet. You’re welcome.

Social media censorship is a public concern and needs a public solution –  Telecoms.com

5. Build a house with no windows

If after locking him in the house, he is still stubborn and looking at people passing outside his window, it is time to build a house with no windows. He can look at you if he feels like entertaining himself.

A House Without Windows And Doors Stock Photo, Picture And Royalty Free  Image. Image 66428171.

6. Pluck out his eyes

Still not working? He must be a stubborn one. Remove his eyes. He can’t see other people if you remove his eyes.

Read: 6 Qualities To Look For When You Have To Cheat

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