1. When you start getting unnecessarily cranky and emotional
2. So you try to figure out when last you got your period
Not now please.
3. And you realise it is that time of the month
What is this nonsense?
4. Then the killer cramps come
Death always seems like the easy option.
5. And you feel like World War 3 is happening inside of you
When will this internal battle end?!
6. So you just want to lay down and die
7. But your hormones decide to go into overdrive
And everyone suddenly becomes extra annoying.
8. And you don’t want to go out because you imagine that everyone sees you this way
A living, walking and breathing pool of blood.
9. And you get more pimples
Is this even life?
10. And you can’t seem to make the cramps stop
Please just stop for one second.
11. Then someone says “it’s just cramps”
Face your front please.
12. And you can’t even manage to sneeze without this happening
Ordinary sneezing o.
13. Then your breasts become super sensitive
Please just stay 5 feet away.
14. And you can’t even lie down comfortably
What is life?
15. And it feels like it’s never going to end
No seriously, kuku just kill me.
16. But at last it does and you remember
Praise the Lord!