1. Every time somebody asked you what you wanted to be in life

Because everybody must be a doctor or engineer.

2. When you got to JSS 3 and your parents were now interested in your education

See these people.

3. When they ask you what class you want to be in

Do you want to be in science, or science class?

4. But they hear you whisper art or commercial

So who will now be a doctor in this house?

5. So you end up in science class for SS 1

God why?

6. First further math class

My God! As if Math wasn’t hard enough, they decided to further it.

7. Then your physics teacher is the worst person

What is my business with two cars accelerating? Who distance/time don epp?

8. When you can’t understand how the periodic table and elements will bring money

Can we just call it salt? What is NaCl?

9. With all your problems they decide to add technical drawing

Can you not?

10. The day your parents suggest you get a lesson teacher

At my age?

11. When you see your mates in commercial and art class having free periods

Do these ones have two heads?

12. When you hear that exam timetable is out

What do you mean the term is ending soon?

13. You, in the exam hall

What is everybody using french curve to draw?

14. When your parents ask you to show them your result

Let’s just be grateful for the gift of life.

15. When your parents finally let you go back to your true love

Hello commercial/art class. I have missed you.

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