How To Be A Romantic Nigerian Woman 101


August 5, 2016

1. How you say hello in the morning:

Because how good is the morning if he is hungry?

2. If he gets a new job:

So the job will balance very well!

3. If he loses his job:

Before you cry too much, at least eat.

4. On Valentine’s day:

There is love in food.

5. On his birthday:

Birthday boys deserve food!

6. On your anniversary:

Let’s celebrate our love with a meal!

7. If he loses a loved one, this is how you show you care:

Mourn your loved one with a full stomach.

8. When he says he is broke:

Because a truly broke person cannot afford to eat!

9. When you are broke:

Be romantic and bring something out sir!

10. How you say “I love you”:

Yes indeed!

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