1. You have a whole host of people to talk to while you pretend to work.
2. If your boyfriend is a useless boy, you have a network of spies all over the state.
3. When you miss some gist you have your people to fill in all the blanks.
4. When you get your heart broken they come and cry with you like;
5. When your mother asks you where you are going, you have a whole rolodex of people to use to lie.
6. When you get to a party and your whole squad is there.
7. When you get yourself in trouble and they come to your rescue, you’re like:
