1. The range of feelings you experience when you see the crowd on your first clearance day.
Oh, God Why?2. When you said no to your mother’s jollof rice before you left the house and you see the long queue ahead of you.
Mummy helpppp.3. And you wish you’d just collapse from the hunger so you can reach the front of the line to clear and go.
Let me faint abeg.4. When you join the queue and the other corpers start pressing you from both sides like bread and akara sandwich.
I can’t breathe.5. When you enter the Local Government Inspector’s office to sign your letter and you forget to greet first.
Are you okay?6. When you say “Hi” to an NYSC official because you weren’t channeling your inner home training.
“Sorry ma, Good Afternoon.”7. The other corpers when you don’t come with your correct documents and your plan is to beg your way through.
This should be good.