1. You, a night before your first WAEC exam.

My body is ready.

2. When they send the most wicked teacher in school to invigilate.

We are in trouble.

3. When they arrange everybody in alphabetical order and take you away from your squad.

Is it even fair?

4. When you see someone with ‘Key Points’ in the exam hall.

See that one.

5. When the only section of the theory you know is the part meant for Ghana.

Hay God! I’m in the wrong country.

6. When they repeat the Past Questions year you crammed.

Winning!

7. When a teacher enters the hall and starts dictating answers to the OBJ.

Me, I can’t carry last.

8. How you enter school when you’re the only one with expo:

As a boss!

9. When the external invigilator catches you trying to ask your friend for number 4.

Jisos!

10. When you tell someone the answer to number 1 and they ask “numbers 2 to 40?”

Are you mad?

11. When you go to the toilet during an exam and see textbooks there.

Na wa oh!

12. How people that studied only dubs look when it doesn’t come out:

Jehovah!

13. When the external invigilator falls asleep after eating.

The best.

14. When Food and Nutrition students finish their practical.

Let us epp.

15. You, after you wrote your last paper.

BYE, HATERS!!!

16. You, trying to read for NECO after you know you cleared WAEC.

No time, biko.

17. When you hear that result is out.

God, please don’t sly me.

18. You, coming out of the principal’s office after seeing that you passed.

My enemies have been shamed.
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