1. When people try to be friendly but you are too busy talking to your online friends.
I already have friends!
2. When you have to buy more data because you finish gigabytes in mere hours.
What is this life?
3. When you realise all the new friends you’ve made are from social media.
Look at that!
4. When your parents say “you press phone too much.”
You people better leave me alone!
5. When someone not on social media tries to show you a joke you already saw weeks ago.
Latecomer!
6. When someone you just met says they don’t like social media.
Better get out!
7. When you have to do other things and don’t have time to check your phone.
Life is happening without me!
