1. When you feel a temperature coming on.
2. When you check your symptoms online and apparently you are close to death.
3. When after struggling for a few days you know you have to go to the doctor.
4. When you get to the hospital and the nurses are already doing like you are the cause of their problems at home.
5. When you see patients at the hospital crying and you start getting more scared about your own diagnosis.
6. When you have to do one million tests and take two million injections.
7. When they say you have to give a urine and stool sample.
8. When the doctor starts using big scientific words you don’t understand and now you are sure you are going to die.
9. When after all the wahala they tell you it’s malaria.
10. When the pharmacist tells you how much the drugs are, you’re like.
