1. She’s always mixing your name up
‘Johnson, sorry Tunde, which one are you again sef?’2. She always wants to see you a day before or after Valentine’s Day
‘Emm, I don’t really think I’ll be feeling fine that day oh’3. Her face whenever you try to kiss her in public
Just carry your heart and be going brother.4. She only wants to see you when it’s time to eat
She will turn you to Mr Biggs and you won’t even know it.5. She can even start vexing if you don’t buy for her friends.
‘Ahan, but you know I have roommates now, what will they now eat?’