1. She’s always mixing your name up

‘Johnson, sorry Tunde, which one are you again sef?’

2. She always wants to see you a day before or after Valentine’s Day

‘Emm, I don’t really think I’ll be feeling fine that day oh’

3. Her face whenever you try to kiss her in public

Just carry your heart and be going brother.

4. She only wants to see you when it’s time to eat

She will turn you to Mr Biggs and you won’t even know it.

5. She can even start vexing if you don’t buy for her friends.

‘Ahan, but you know I have roommates now, what will they now eat?’

6. She saved your number as ‘Musiliu Washman’

I hope you’ve carried your heart and gone?

7. This is her reaction whenever you tell her you love her:

Izz all over, this one has passed Yoruba demon.

8. Whenever you bring marriage up:

You will just turn to Basketmouth from nowhere.

9. My brother, is this how you’re looking now?

No vex, but you’re not your bae’s bae.
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