Listen, people — I know we’re all thinking these things, but don’t Google search them. Others will see them too.

Here’s everything Google Nigeria will suggest when you start to type:

1. We are the one of the most religious people in the world!

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2. We care about money, love and weddings. In that order.

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3. We tend to offend people a lot. So, you gotta get your apologies right in Nigeria.

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4. Postinor takes precedence over Paypal and the internet over here. Don’t ask me why.

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5. Hindsight is a powerful thing. Also we love Chris Brown. And Chris Brown’s I should have kissed you.

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6. No one understands Nigeria’s conditions more than Nigerians.

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7. We do not like Lagos. Not a lot, at least.

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8. We obviously think Buhari has powers. He was sick, dead then back.

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9. Obasanjo is still a mystery to us.

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10. We are ALL about the money.

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11. We care about babies – and peace.

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12. We like to budget.

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13. We ask the important questions.

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14. We have an unhealthy view of GEJ. The illuminati? Come on!

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15. And never mind that we condemn them everyday, we want to join the illuminati

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Strange. That’s the word that comes to mind. Nigerians are the strangest people in the world. Share to confront others with this dose of Google reality!

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