You get the first invitation only first year after university.
What’s going on here? I’m still trying to figure out my life and you’re already making a big decision. What’s the rush?
When they add you to the organising committee WhatsApp Group
Oh great. I’m already in about 50 groups I would rather not be in. How much damage could one more do?
Then they make you the group admin
Give me a break nau. I don’t even control my life and now I’m an administrator in a group.
When you realise that this means you can’t leave
Uhm, you played dirty, my friend.
When they tell you the price of the Aso-Ebi
LMAO. So, you are telling me that I will have to save 40% of my salary for five months before I can afford this? I hardly ever buy clothes for myself.
When they keep hitting you up repeatedly to confirm if you will attend
Oh, look at that. My presence is important to someone.
The joy when you catch up with your classmates from school at the wedding
My people, my people. Look at y’all living your best lives
Then you shift the party to your table.
Nothing much here, we just like to party!!
After everything is over and you calculate how much it cost you
But I wasn’t the one that got married now. How did this happen?
You are still laying low when another friend hit you up with an invitation
You people should chill now. Is this my life now?
When you tell your mum you are attending another one and she hit you up with the “when are we doing your own?” line:
Leemao. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, mother.
But you consider it for a moment
Uhm, I should probably start thinking of this.
Then you look at your account and know that you’re not ready
Hey, God! This shit ain’t for me. It’s cheaper to be a wedding guest.
Besides, you need to find the LOYL first
That’s it then. I’m going to be that unmarried uncle/auntie.