6 Useless Christmas Gifts You Should Get Your Cheating Ex

December 23, 2016

1. Toothpaste and brush

So they can wash out all the lies in their mouth.

2. Fake iPad

Because that is exactly how they faked a relationship with you.

3. Empty gift box

Because your relationship with them was…empty!

4. Agege Bread

Let them open the gift in front of you so you can video their disappointment and laugh at it forever!

5. Body spray and anti-perspirant

Because you heard their current bae has body odour.

6. This book

Seriously! Get it here to help their lives.

Find Zikoko
wherever you are

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.