15 Things You’ll Definitely Remember About Being In Children’s Church


August 1, 2016

1. How you dress for church when your mother picks out your clothes:

Chai! See my life.

2. When your parents drop you off at children’s church and you see your noise-making squad.

YESSS!!!

3. That newcomer that doesn’t want to leave their parents and come to children’s church:

See this one.

4. When you finally graduate from the first bible to the second bible:

As a big boy.

5. When you use your offering money to buy ice-cream from that man at the gate.

God, forgive me oh.

6. You and the rest of the children’s choir, singing in adult church like:

They will sha clap for us.

7. When you’re the first child to read the scripture during ‘draw your sword’.

WINNING!

8. Testimony time in children’s church be like:

What else na?

9. When all the children have to stay in adult’s church for a special service.

NOOO!!!

10. The children’s church choreography starter pack:

Still don’t know what the gloves were for.

11. When your teacher picks you to recite the memory verse for the day.

Hay God!

12. When you see them bringing out biscuits and capri-sonne after service.

The best.

13. When you’re already too old but you don’t want to leave children’s church.

I’m not ready, biko.

14. You, when children’s church closes service before adult’s church.

You people should share the grace na.

15. When your friends have gone and you’re still waiting for your parents to come and pick you.

You know your parents are greeting the whole church.

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