1. According to my mother’s prophet, our stars are not compatible.

2. I consulted with my coven, and they feel it’s best we go our separate ways.

3. My spirit husband said I have been paying too much attention to you and so our time is up.

4. You know that time I said I loved you, I was joking and it has gone too far.

5. I’m married and my husband has put magun on me.

6. My mother had a dream….

7. The group chat has decided it’s time for you to get to stepping.

8. I don’t want to have to use you for rituals, so I think it’s time for us to go our separate ways.

9. My father said if you come near me again he will kill you.

10. I now realise that I prefer your brother.

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