1. When your coworker wants you to come and pick him/her every morning
Are you buying me fuel?
2. When Wale from head office is always coming 40 minutes late for every meeting
We that came here early, do we have three heads?
3. That coworker that is always over excited
What is always “sweeting” this one?
4. Monday morning and someone has body odor enough to suffocate
My God. Has water finished in your side of this country?
5. Office people and minding their business
They don’t go together.
6. When one of your coworkers is always asking you out to dinner
You’ve been getting ‘no’ since 2014. You no dey tire?
7. When one of your coworkers is always coming for advice
Every time one problem or the other.
8. When you realize you actually wasted your time advising them
Please don’t come and disturb me ever again.
9. When someone removes his/her shoe and renders the air unsafe
Why do you do this everyday?
10. When Emeka from customer care is never at his desk but everywhere else
Is there soldier ant on your seat?
11. You when the SU of the office is always trying to invite you for fellowship
Ahan, is it not the same heaven we are going?
12. That coworker that is always kissing the ass of all the ogas
You no dey tire?
13. When Haruna always shows up with Sallah meat
14. When you see the serial money borrower coming to your desk
I’m not even here.
15. Those coworkers that want to take the shine when they didn’t do anything
If you don’t get out.