8 Struggles Only Slow Eaters Will Understand

January 6, 2020

When you’re eating out with your friends and they keep asking you to finish up quickly

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But wait, is it your food?

It’s hard watching your friends finish their food before you

How do you do it?

Dealing with waiters giving you the stink eye after they’ve come to clear the table for the third time but you still aren’t done

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Sorry oh. It’s not my fault.

When your siblings crowd around you to take from your plate

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Away, you devils. Shoo!

And the grief your mum gives you


She will probably throw something spiritual into the mix.

The microwave is your culinary best friend

How your co-workers look at you because you’re always the last person to finish lunch

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Don’t you people have a job to do, though?

You, when you finally find another slow eater

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You’re my new best friend if you want it or not.

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