1. When your Nigerian mother is about to hit you and you hold her hand:

Just go and start praying that your soul will be accepted into heaven.

2. Nigerian mothers don’t joke with their phones.

3. Naija mum be like, “So cooking the food wasn’t enough I’ll wash the plate too abi?”

4. “You say what??”

5. It’s like you don’t like yourself.

6. “Why did you put mop on your head?”

7. “So you want to beat me now abi? Beat me! Beat me!”

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