7 Kinds of People You Meet At A Secondary School Reunion


March 2, 2017

1. The one that wants everybody to know she’s now a married woman

She kuku can’t use the ring to buy world peace.

2. The celebrity-wanna-be that won’t let everybody hear word

They’re not even B-list yet o.

3. The ‘entrepreneur’ that deals in ‘import and export’

We don’t kuku know what they’re selling.

4. The bully that just came to drag everybody

The worst!

5. That annoying person that still calls people by their secondary school nicknames

They just won’t grow up.

6. Those ones that just came to do amebo

Is that why we’re here?

7. The one that travelled the world and even shook Obama’s hand

Na lie!

8. The one that glowed up completely and became really peng

You almost can’t recognise them sef.

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