Maybe We’re Petty But This List Is About Brangelina’s Breakup


September 20, 2016

So we heard that Branjelina have broken up…

Because either he: 1. cheated with his co-star, Marion Cotillard 2. drank and (perhaps) smoked weed 3. all of the above

And you imagine that it feels a lot like when your ex has been kicked out by the girl he cheated on you with.

When they come and give you the news…

When they tell you that she was the one who broke up with him

When you she comes and reports her heartbreak to you…

You have to act like the bigger person…

Even though what you really mean is…

Oh well, we wish all the parties involved the best going forward…

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