Nigerians love sex. We like to act like we don’t but Mama Nkechi who lives next door has 12 children. But the most hilarious thing about Nigerians and sex is the many ways we’ve learned to describe it without using the word ‘sex’.
This one is Nigerians’ favourite.
What does this even really mean?
We have a theory about the origin of this one.
Bet you’ve never heard this one before.
Anyone who went to uni in Nigeria knows this one.
Apparently, this doesn’t mean just bum bum.
We all know this one sha…”konji na bastard”
Smash what exactly?
This one will always sound funny to us.
This one reminds us of ‘frapas’.
When I was small I thought this meant just ‘vex’.
Secondary school students used to feel smart using this word to replace sex.