10 Ways To Know Your Man Crush Monday Is A Yeye Person

When your MCM is not a serious person.

Written By: Maryam

Last Updated October 17, 2016

1. He’s friends with Sub Delivery Man.

Your MCM begs SDM to keep him anon after dropping subs ??
— Trillest Billz (@AsistantBoyfrnd) October 16, 2016

2. He’s a stingy-koko.

Your MCM buys groundnut,offloads it in his back pocket and eats it on a low so his friends won't beg him.???
— Dubem (@TweeTThoR) October 12, 2016

3. He can’t even cross the road like a boss.

Your MCM rubs his Palms and says "Driver Ejoor oo, Ejoor oo " when crossing the Road. ??
— Óga (@BrownKaftan) October 10, 2016

4. He’s an olodo.

Your MCM used to pronounce Leicester as Li-ches-ter last season
— Imoh Umoren (@ImohUmoren) October 15, 2016

5. Just get a new crush abeg.

Your MCM comes on Twitter to say Eden Hazard isn't world class.

Get a new one sis.
— Wolé II (@Kingwole) October 15, 2016

6. Is this one even a crush?

Your MCM says his wife belongs in his kitchen.
— Code Architect (@codeArchie) October 14, 2016

7. Your MCM says ‘stuffs’.

Your MCM/WCW thinks "stuff" can be pluralized.
— Liri (@St_Gothica) October 16, 2016

8. He can’t eat ordinary indomie.

Your MCM dey blow indomie before e chop am
— Ifedotun (@Ifedotunxii) October 13, 2016

9. He’s probably a bush boy.

Your MCM spreads his hand under the spoon when putting food into his mouth.
— damiLOLa ? (@Denock__) October 12, 2016

10. Your MCM is afraid of rams.

Your MCM doesn't know how to slaughter ram.
— æ (@FuadXIV) September 12, 2016

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10 Ways To Know Your Man Crush Monday Is A Yeye Person

1. He’s friends with Sub Delivery Man.

2. He’s a stingy-koko.

3. He can’t even cross the road like a boss.

4. He’s an olodo.

5. Just get a new crush abeg.

6. Is this one even a crush?

7. Your MCM says ‘stuffs’.

8. He can’t eat ordinary indomie.

9. He’s probably a bush boy.

10. Your MCM is afraid of rams.

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10 Ways To Know Your Man Crush Monday Is A Yeye Person

1. He’s friends with Sub Delivery Man.

2. He’s a stingy-koko.

3. He can’t even cross the road like a boss.

4. He’s an olodo.

5. Just get a new crush abeg.

6. Is this one even a crush?

7. Your MCM says ‘stuffs’.

8. He can’t eat ordinary indomie.

9. He’s probably a bush boy.

10. Your MCM is afraid of rams.

About the Authors

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OUR MISSION

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