10 Times This Picture Perfectly Described When You’re Your Own Worst Enemy

"It's ________ birthday"
Me: Let me go tell them happy birthday real quick.
Also me: Did they tell you happy birthday? pic.twitter.com/ek9dWkZexf

— Java✨ (@_ApplaudJava) November 15, 2016

Me: Just gonna have some grilled chicken and a salad–
Also Me: Add 3 spoons of Jollof rice
Me: but–
Also me: And remove the salad. pic.twitter.com/LAQ269HLrw

— Ozzyoncé (@ozzyetomi) November 15, 2016

Me: Your daily workouts are beginning to pay off
Me to me: Order a triple-decker pizza
Me: But…
Me to me: And a shawarma pic.twitter.com/xYCxRRqm4f

— Bisola® (@Bisolaaa) November 15, 2016

African Parent: Look at our son, so happy to be going to a party with his schoolmates

African Parent: Tell him you had a dream last night pic.twitter.com/R90nFnxqf6

— ✊? (@MM_1__) November 15, 2016

*Sees controversial topic on the TL

Me: Mind your business. Leave it alone. Not every time.

Me: "I just think it's funny how people…" pic.twitter.com/92FuXmqt5l

— FK. (@fkabudu) November 15, 2016

Me : My boy and his girl look so happy and good together
Also Me : Move to her regardless pic.twitter.com/PPSM6dfvay

— Bolu Ayeye (@bolu_ay) November 15, 2016

Me: Feelings will be caught. He will ruin your life. Run sis

Me: You're a savage. Reply
Me: But-
Me: I said reply pic.twitter.com/LMvF41mHC2

— FK. (@fkabudu) November 15, 2016

Me: He just proposed to her!! Omg!!! I'm so happy for them.
Also Me : Wasn't he in your dms 6 years ago? ? pic.twitter.com/dLAAs3HKoN

— Fat-Belly Nenye (@The_Nenye) November 14, 2016

"Damn, he's so good to me"

"Pick a fight with him"

"But he-"

"I SAID GET MAD ABOUT NOTHING" pic.twitter.com/kyL9dh7XQF

— Fleek Mel ???? (@LitaFatale) November 15, 2016

Mum: Where is the remote?

Mum: *sees it on the other side of the room*

Mum to mum: call someone from upstairs to come and pass it to you. pic.twitter.com/hwvaypRdFV

— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) November 15, 2016