1. Once you’re trying to drop lines for her and she brings up her boyfriend, do this:

2. Whenever you’re both together, and her boyfriend shows up to drag her away, make sure you do this:

3. When you tell her you like her and she says she loves you as a friend

4. That’s when your home training will just go, it’s time to start begging

5. If she still no gree, it’s time to crawl back to the friend-zone hole you tried to escape from

6. But, if she should by mistake try to get with you, don’t fall our hand, this is what we expect:

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