The Zikoko Guide To Breaking Up With Your Boyfriend

October 20, 2016

1. Create ‘Our relationship’ WhatsApp group, then leave it.

2. Start acting like a crazy person and turn everything into a fight.

Scatter the place! He will leave by himself!

3. Update your Facebook relationship status to ‘Single’.

He will get the message loud and clear!

4. Tell him you’re ready to get married and watch him turn to Usain Bolt.

Especially if you know he’s a fuckboy who wants to marry when he’s 40!

5. Tell him you’re joining the feminist movement and you’re going to stop all the cooking.

They never wanna hear that!

6. Sharpen your ghost mode skills.

Just disappear. No explanations, nothing.

7. Don’t stress yourself: just text them ‘it’s over’, and unlook.

Save yourself all the cry cry, abeg.

8. Tell your friends to do it for you.

Because 3 or 4 more mouths are better than 1!

P.S If you’ve ever done any of this donate your heart to someone who needs it. ASAP!

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