Ladies If Your Guy Does All These, Just Put A Ring On It

November 30, 2016

1. If he sends you pizza and shawarma at work

Even roasted corn and eba, all join!

2. If he doesn’t flinch when you fart

We heard some of you have broken up because of this!

3. If he really listens and responds to all your senseless rantings

He will even join you to be senseless!

4. If he knows how to cook jollof

Husband material, one million yards!

5. If he takes you to mama on a regular

P.S If she prays that you’ll find your husband, just carry your slippers nd run!

6. And does he like your face with or without makeup?

He loves the messy you sef!

7. And does he genuinely care and support your career goals?

He’s just here for your happiness.

8. If he is truly the one guy who doesn’t lie

We’re all so done with guys who lie.

9. He also doesn’t see any qualms in buying you sanitary towels and other girl stuff

No biggie!

10. And if he’s not stingy at all!

He wants to spend his last kobo on you.

11. Plus he also tries to treat others nicely

The best!

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