Your Uncle Tade who still gives you money for “biscuit” even though you are now doing NYSC
You can never be too old for ‘money to buy biscuit’
Aunty Lola who has twelve children below the age of ten and brings all of them to your house with her.
Does my house look like daycare?
Aunty Bola that keeps asking you “when will you marry?”
I’m still in year 2, what’s the problem please?
Uncle Sege who stopped giving you money for biscuit as soon as you finished secondary school.
Does Uncle Tade have two heads?
Your Aunty Funmi who has been living in London for eighteen years and has a tattoo at the back of her neck. She always tells you “wazz popping” whenever you greet her.
Funky mummy!
Cousin Titi that you went to UNILAG with but went abroad for masters for a year and now has accent.
Sister but you went to America why’s your accent British?
Aunty Folu that keeps asking you questions that don’t concern her
“So you mean you are still job hunting?” Ehn what’s your business?
Uncle Seyi that comes and stays in your house from December 1st to January 31st without informing anybody he was coming
Kuku just move in with us now
Uncle Jide that just came back from the overseas for the first time in 20 years
Don’t ask me if I remember you I was 2 when you left
Cousin Doyin that has two heads. The one your parents always tell you to be like.
“See your mate he has masters and Ph.D. at 22 you are here still doing NYSC” I can’t come and kill myself please
Uncle Bayo who only shows up at your house on December 25th and January 1st to eat free rice
He’ll even bring cooler for take away
And best of all, all of your cool cousins who are the same age as you that you can go for all the Christmas rocks with.
Having rich friends can bring enjoyment. But sometimes, it can get really awkward when you receive expensive gifts that you can’t maintain. Read these 5 Nigerians talk about their struggles with receiving expensive gifts.
The subject of today’s Man Like is creative producer, . He talks to us about how his family’s financial background affects his relationship with money, responsibilities of a first son, being a Christian in “uncool” times and how money stops nonsense.
Just imagine if your period came late. What are all the things a Nigerian aunty would say as your period app? Don’t worry. We’ve made a list of all the hilarious notifications you’d get.
While the rest of the world loves to treat our continent like a country, there are actually 54 African countries. So, in a bid to test your knowledge (and educate you), we’ve created a quiz to see how many of their capitals you can correctly name. Go ahead:
2010 was a game-changing one for Nollywood, with our movies making serious cash and getting international acclaim. So, which of these hits released between 2010 and 2019 — from the pace-setting The Wedding Party to the divisive Trip To Jamaica — best suits your personality? Well, that’s what this quiz is here to answer:
These days, everyone is always talking about how much sex they’re getting, or how little sex they’re getting, or how disgusting sex is etc. There’s just so much talk about sex, it’s almost impossible to know who’s lying and who’s telling the truth. In anticipation of our new series about the sex lives of young […]
2019 is certainly Burna Boy’s year, but, if we are being honest, so was 2018. Since his transcendent mixtape, Outside, the afro-fusion star has refused to get his foot of our necks — dropping a string of fantastic singles and then capping it all off with his career-best album, African Giant. So, in a bid […]
Are you straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual or asexual? Well, we are willing to bet that this quiz knows. Just pick a few of your favourite things and we’ll reveal your sexual orientation. Give it a shot:
Children’s day, a day set apart for kids. Like they don’t win at life already? You’re not paying bills or rent and you have a day to celebrate yourself? Get me their manager, please. On days like this, we can’t help but remember how good we used to have it so we wrote this article […]
Are you a Nigerian Student? Are you in a relationship with a fellow Nigerian student? If your answer to these questions is “yes”, then definitely understand these struggles stated below The roommate that does not understand privacy You have been telling Cynthia about how bae is coming over for some private time since the beginning […]
Phillipine movies usually follow a pattern that has become obvious and annoying. Consider this list a documentation of that annoyance by once loyal fans.
Forget Tunji and Daniella, if you’re wondering who your best friend is, it’s most definitely the phone you’re either reading this from or the phone that’s somewhere within your vision; we know this because you’re definitely a phone addict that gets a little impatient when you’re too far away from your phone. Okay, let’s not […]
Yes, Valentine’s Day is almost here. Love notes, chocolates, hampers, and everything that comes with it. But while everyone is being hit by cupid’s arrow, there are some people who don’t even feel the hype. If you’re one of them, then grab a seat at this table. 1. You, when you hear that Valentine is […]
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
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What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
The typical Nigerian wedding is not complete without a souvenir for the guest to take home. From towels to wastebin, Nigerians never run out of souvenir ideas. Take the quiz to find out which souvenir you are. Go on:
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