1. When they wake up in the morning and start shouting in the name of “prayer”.

2. When they start unnecessary argument during tenants meeting.

3. When they come to your house to “borrow something” you know they will never return.

4. When they start trying to send you on errands like they pay your rent.

5. When they haven’t paid their rent and want to turn it into everybody’s business.

6. When they throw party and block the whole compound with canopies.

7. When they don’t invite you for the party.

8. When they start asking you about your “visitors”.

9. When your parents come to visit you and they accost them to start reporting you.

10. When you just finish cooking and they come to “visit”.


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