1. When it’s your birthday and your parents bring your cake to school, but it isn’t as big as Tunde in Primary 2b’s own

The big size of this one is now birthday dinners sha.

2. Remember how you almost killed yourself because your girlfriend in SS 2 stopped picking your midnight calls?

The problems that this midnight calls caused ehn!

3. That one is even small, that your boyfriend in year 2 that you were ready to die for, is this not you living , 5 boyfriends after?

All that nonsense drama for nothing. see yourself?!

4. Who else did overnight for Common Entrance examinations?

Lol, Ugo C Ugo heard it that time!

5. Or that annoying Junior WAEC that everybody did, but nobody knows the use?

I mean, who Junior WAEC epp?

6. Remember how you were just the deadest guy if you didn’t have a Blackberry?

If you weren’t pinging, what were you really doing?

7. Were you even cool at all if your ringtone wasn’t the newest popping song?

You can een record the song from the radio just to belong!
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