17 Things That Are Too True For Nigerians Who Love Their Weekends

May 9, 2016

1. When it’s Monday and all you can look forward to is Friday.

Friday, where is you?

2. And in the middle of the week you make weekend plans with your squad.

This weekend will be lit!

3. When Friday comes and you swear you’ll enjoy this weekend.

Fun!

4. When work is over and you go straight home to rest for your fun day tomorrow.

Beauty sleep please.

5. When you wake up on Saturday morning and you tell yourself you’ll be in bed all day.

NO WORK!

6. When you remember that you have made plans to go out.

What have I done?!

7. When you realize that to go out you have to get up, have your bath and wear clothes.

I can’t do this.

8. But all you want to do is eat and sleep.

Let me sleep nau?!

9. When you start thinking about how you will get out of the plans you made.

Because I’m not leaving this house today.

10. And you start coming up with lies to tell.

“I died.” “My house burnt down.”

11. When you call your friends to ask if the plans are still on and they say yes.

Is this life?

12. When your friends call to cancel the plans.

YASSSSS!

13. You: “And I was already getting dressed oh…I’m so sad.”

*covers self well*

14. When another friend calls to see if you’re interested in hanging out.

No. No. No.

15. When it’s Sunday and you realize tomorrow is Monday and the weekend is basically over.

16. When you go to church and you pray that something happens and Monday is cancelled.

Fix this, Jesus!

17. When you wake up on Monday morning to go to work.

Still no fun last weekend. SMH!

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