1. When they have an annoying alarm they refuse to change.

Nuisance to society!

2. When they eat strong smelling food and keep the dirty plates in the room.

Are you a person or a piglet?

3. When their boyfriend/girlfriend is always in your room.

Won’t you people go and rent another place so someone can hear word?

4. When they leave their own bed and scatter your own.

Na wa oh.

5. When they bring all their annoying friends to come and be making noise in the room.

Is this a beer parlour?

6. When they borrow money from you and refuse to pay back.

Just look at all this!

7. When they pretend like they have sense when your parents visit.

Liar!

8. When you buy something and they “borrow” it without asking you.

What is all this rubbish?

9. When they always ask you to lie on their behalf.

Please don’t turn me to Pinochio because of you.

10. When they don’t pay their share of the rent on time.

Onigbese where is the money oh!

11. When they finally move out!

Good riddance!
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