8 Pictures That Prove Nobody is Ugly, Just Broke

January 6, 2016
Have you ever felt “oh I am not good looking, I am ugly, nobody wants me for that sole reason”? Say no more. You have probably been deceiving yourself on a large scale keep scrolling and we will tell you why.

1. Sean Carter (Jay Z)

Take a look at this music power couple, Beyonce Knowles, one of the most beautiful women alive and Jay Z worth over $650 million.

2. Mamadou Sakho

The French footballer who plies his trade with Liverpool FC earns £100,000 every week. Do you look better than him? Most likely yes.

3. Adams Oshiomole

The famous ex-NLC chairman and now Edo state governor and his beautiful wife! You really don’t need to be super good looking to get a bae. Try another excuse eh.

4. Taye Taiwo

Nigerian international Taye Taiwo and his wife. He stops attackers on the field and also did not let his looks stop him from being with a beautiful woman.

5. Robert Rihmeek Williams (Meek Mill, Twitter fingers)

Sometimes you sit and wonder how these two came together. Nicki Minaj being one of the most sought after females in the music industry, she doesn’t pick partners based off looks alone.

6. Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel (Seal)

If this does not prove the point to you, we don’t know what will. Think about it.

7. Bacary Sagna

The Manchester City French intentional footballer and his strikingly beautiful wife. Yes you look better than him.

8. Bola TInubu (Jagaban)

Don’t think the fact that you don’t look like Will Smith is a good excuse, even if you don’t look attractive, let something else look attractive. Find another excuse!

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