Here’s how we imagine some of our favorite Nigerians would act on the social media app, Snapchat:
1. Ben Murray-Bruce would stay preaching his ‘special’ brand of common sense.
2. Linda Ikeji would keep reminding you how self-made she is.
3. We would know when Buhari decided to branch Nigeria.
4. Folorunsho Alakija would constantly remind you that she still washes her husbands underwear.
5. Dangote would constantly tension his followers, the billionaire way.
6. Oshiomole would remind you that his wife is badder than yours:
7. Governor Ambode would remind us that you can do a great job and still turn up.
8. Everyone’s crush, Diezani Alison, would be trolling the government.
9. Our Jack of all ‘political’ trades, Dino Melaye, would be very fun to follow.
10. Chimamanda Adichie would be dragging all the misogynists by their edges.
11. Reno Omokri would have another platform to tell women what they should do with their bodies.
12. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala would just be giving us gele variety.
13. Dele Momodu would be his overdramatic self.
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