27 Times Nigerians Were The Funniest People On The Internet

1. This tweet about paternity

I don't need a paternity test. Minute the child is born I will put ewa agonyin in his mouth. If he vomits it, ain't no child of mine
— Daddy P (@Punthief) May 19, 2015

2. This tweet about fainting

My most embarrassing moment has to be when I fainted at Ojuelegba and the woman that poured water on me kept asking 'Dee you do aboshan?' ?
— Opistic baby (@Switope) March 5, 2015

3. This tweet about the tomato

Lol what's the tomato doing there? Does it want to take a corner kick? ? pic.twitter.com/663fbVt3xM
— OMEIZA (@Jatsabdul) January 7, 2016

4. This tweet about hiding your girlfriend

You cannot hide me oh. My yoruba will come out and thats how I'll just greet your mum from under the bed because I have home training
— Abike (@Jollz) September 23, 2015

5. This tweet about Olajumoke’s husband

If i were Olajumoke, and husband starts feeling insecure, i'll give him the remaining bread to go sell, since he wana be bread winner so bad
— Ugo (@MrOkeke_) February 15, 2016

6. This tweet about MTN

Girl: No you hang up
Guy: No you hang up
Girl: Awwwww, No you hang up.

MTN: pic.twitter.com/sBVpNaClMv
— TheNigerianWeirdo (@NigerianWeirdo) October 14, 2015

7. This tweet about shopping

Nigerian: How much is this black Cartier watch?

Cashier: N850k sir. N: Hmmn. C: Do I bring it? N: Don’t you have it in reddish gold? — Chef-D’oeuvre (@TemiMartin) June 22, 2015

8. This tweet about Nigerian parents

Nigerian parents don't care if someone broke your heart and you're hurting. They will still call you to wash pot.
— Softie (@soniabladetweet) August 23, 2015

9. This tweet about Netflix and chill

When the movie is almost over and your crush who invited you for Netflix and chill hasn't touched your bra strap pic.twitter.com/0VlrVs0x7x
— Flaw. (@goldenwura) February 14, 2016

10. This tweet about sheep and rams

I finally discovered the difference between a Sheep and a Ram: One is a Christian while the other is a Muslim.
— Isabella Igwe (@IsabellahXOX) August 25, 2015

11. This tweet about Shakiti bobo

Shakiti bobo will be playing and one babe will still be bringing yansh. Aunty pls give me space, I need to hang one leg in the air

— Uncle Choco (@TheLekan) September 19, 2015

12. This tweet about breastfeeding

When ur bae's mother is making noise abt breastfeeding him for a Year bt he's bn sucking ur breasts for 3yrs now pic.twitter.com/VJAHk6RBNa
— May 18 Aduke (@Hisroyaldopenez) November 30, 2015

13. This tweet about Law students

Law students watch Suits & think they'll be working on white-collar crimes only 2 represent a Seyi who stole bold 2 at Shoprite in court
— Jide Ogunleye (@Jidee_) February 22, 2016

14. This tweet about names

"My name is Tunde" or "My name is Tunde Adamu Polycap". Not "my names are…"

Unless u're possessed

And even if u r, ur name is Legion.
— Dr. Robert (@Sir_Scribbles) February 7, 2016

15. This tweet about African mothers

African Mum: KANYECHUKWU, JAYEKENE J.COLEBUBECHUKWU. WHO STOOK THE N300 I KEPT IN MY PURSE FOR YOUR SUNDAY OFFERING pic.twitter.com/AAWLGvPDYc
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ (@chuuzzy) March 30, 2015

16. This tweet about job interviews

[Job Interview]

"It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"

"36"

"That's not even close"

"But it was quick"
— Yuri (@Snikoggs) January 15, 2016

17. This tweet about CVs

Writing CV for my guy…Baba no get job experience.

So I added 4yrs experience as 'Data analytics and Forecast Expert' cos Nairabet 🙂
— OVERGRADUATE1 (@F_Jay_) October 21, 2015

18. This tweet about karaoke

First time I heard the word Karaoke, I thought it meant raise your body up. Growing up in Ibadan was tough man pic.twitter.com/xLMwIJuWgi
— mutiu ata dindin (@BabaOloriokoBB) July 5, 2015

19. This tweet about your mother’s name

It's crazy how some kids can get away with calling their parents by their names

I didn't even know my mum's name till she added me on FB.
— Seuny (@Seunography) November 24, 2015

20. This tweet about Nigerians and questions

Interviewer: Is it true most Nigerians answer questions with questions? Nigerian man: Who told you that?
— Isima Odeh (@IsimaOdeh) January 7, 2015

21. This tweet about Nigerian mothers and answering calls

Nigerian mothers dnt pick call immediately. Atleast u must call like 3× , before they pick it frm inside their bag, wardrobe or pot of soup.
— Dr Atinuke (@Steadi_Lady) September 21, 2015

22. This tweet about pigs

I'll never understand why my fam dont like eating pork "Pigs are dirty animals",

Its not like chickens & goats were using Dudu Osun???
— Migi Okafor (@migiokafor) September 19, 2015

23. This tweet about being petty

When your man is annoying you and says he is hungry . ????? pic.twitter.com/VlcnLaDNzI
— Thelmzkitchen (@Thelmzkitchen_) March 1, 2016

24. This tweet about an Igbo song

please and please Yoruba people after 'aka mara mma" is not Kangaroo
— Dramatic nigga (@eweredavid) January 5, 2016

25. This tweet about the army of The Lord

Ps: My brother, you need to join the army of the Lord.

Guy: Im already there

Ps: I dont see you on sundays

Guy: Im in the secret service
— Mr. Anonadaga (@OswaldAW) January 20, 2015

26. This tweet about JAMB

When you mistakenly eat after failing jamb

Parents – if only you take your life as serious as food pic.twitter.com/r9DYAG7YyM
— Chris (@Chris_Obi_Goth) March 1, 2016

27. This tweet about HR

Don't know why HR is frowning that I am bringing fufu to work from the house , if you had paid me for last month I might have ordered KFC.
— young jethro. (@TheGreyHunter) November 5, 2015

27 Times Nigerians Were The Funniest People On The Internet

1. This tweet about paternity

2. This tweet about fainting

3. This tweet about the tomato

4. This tweet about hiding your girlfriend

5. This tweet about Olajumoke’s husband

6. This tweet about MTN

7. This tweet about shopping

8. This tweet about Nigerian parents

9. This tweet about Netflix and chill

10. This tweet about sheep and rams

11. This tweet about Shakiti bobo

12. This tweet about breastfeeding

13. This tweet about Law students

14. This tweet about names

15. This tweet about African mothers

16. This tweet about job interviews

17. This tweet about CVs

18. This tweet about karaoke

19. This tweet about your mother’s name

20. This tweet about Nigerians and questions

21. This tweet about Nigerian mothers and answering calls

22. This tweet about pigs

23. This tweet about being petty

24. This tweet about an Igbo song

25. This tweet about the army of The Lord

26. This tweet about JAMB

27. This tweet about HR

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27 Times Nigerians Were The Funniest People On The Internet

1. This tweet about paternity

2. This tweet about fainting

3. This tweet about the tomato

4. This tweet about hiding your girlfriend

5. This tweet about Olajumoke’s husband

6. This tweet about MTN

7. This tweet about shopping

8. This tweet about Nigerian parents

9. This tweet about Netflix and chill

10. This tweet about sheep and rams

11. This tweet about Shakiti bobo

12. This tweet about breastfeeding

13. This tweet about Law students

14. This tweet about names

15. This tweet about African mothers

16. This tweet about job interviews

17. This tweet about CVs

18. This tweet about karaoke

19. This tweet about your mother’s name

20. This tweet about Nigerians and questions

21. This tweet about Nigerian mothers and answering calls

22. This tweet about pigs

23. This tweet about being petty

24. This tweet about an Igbo song

25. This tweet about the army of The Lord

26. This tweet about JAMB

27. This tweet about HR

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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