If You Have Too Many Friends, This Is Your Story

November 2, 2016

1. When you are in more than 6 different group chats because you have so many friends from many different friendships groups.

How will one person keep up?

2. When 3 of your friends are getting married on the same day.

Wedding Olympics oh!

3. When you are planning a “small party and your guest list has already passed 350.

Wow!

4. When friends from your different friendship groups meet but don’t like each other.

So what is all this now?

5. When you have too many people’s problems to listen to because you want to be a good friend.

I am now assistant Jesus!

6. When you’re tired of making friends but the friendships just keep coming.

Please it’s enough oh!

7. How you prepare during wedding season or all the “aso ebi is 45k” texts.

God oh!

8. When every other day is a friend’s birthday.

This is ridiculous.

9. When you have to pretend you’re hearing gist for the first time more than 3 times.

“Ah tell me more!”

10. When people have turned you to a telephone book because you “know everybody”.

Na wa oh!

11. When too many people are angry you didn’t give them gist “first”.

Was I supposed to send a broadcast?

12. When it’s your birthday and you see all the texts and phone calls you have to return.

Ah! See me see trouble!

13. When some of your friends complain you have too many friends.

Okay so you people come and be going!
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