Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Becoming Ridiculously Hungry?

June 1, 2016

1. You can’t have this for breakfast and have a bad day.

So beautiful.

2. These perfectly stuffed meatpies.

We are in love.

3. Everyone knows you can’t ever go wrong with suya.

Lie that you’re not already getting hungry.

4. This picture that actually made us take our lunch break early today.

Whoever did this is a real hero.

5. This eba that is lowkey finer than you.

Don’t argue.

6. Fried rice, why so sexy?

Seriously, WHY?

7. A post without jollof rice is not a post worth reading.

That fish doesn’t look half bad either.

8. Because you can never have too much dodo in a post.

Dodo all day everyday!

9. Kai! This is officially torture.

Nkwobi of life.

10. The glorious corn season is upon us.

Here for that coconut too.

11. Ugh! Now we are craving puff puff.

So freaking beautiful.

12. Has a plate of afang and fufu ever looked better?

*Clutches stomach*

13. Egusi, the soup of all soups.

No swallow necessary sef.
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