So you just finished watching a nice romantic movie.

You’v blown your nose and wiped your eyes.

And now you are wondering how many boyfriends you need to be truly happy.

You need one that will stop your church aunties from asking you about marriage.

One that is your cafeteria – bringing breakfast, lunch and dinner.

One that is your financial helpmate and proxy ATM machine.

You need another one that is a semi professional fighter, that is ready to fight everyone on your behalf.

You need the one that is a professional lover boy. Always speaking sweet words and composing poems.

Then you need the one that is everything at the same time so you can have peace of mind.


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