14 Things That Are Too True About Housegirls In Nollywood Movies

April 29, 2016

1. When their aim is always to become the madam of the house.

Mission Impossible.

2. How they plot to steal their madam’s husband.

It must happen.

3. The official Nollywood housegirl hairstyle:

What is a comb?

4. Nollywood housegirls and amebo.

Always with the housegirl next door.

5. When they go out with their fellow house girls.

Hot sturvs.

6. When they always wear bum shorts to clean the house.

This your ‘steal the oga’ mission sha.

7. When they are only ever from Calabar.

Na wa.

8. When they wait for their oga to be around before coming out in their towel.

Professional seductress.

9. The madam, when the housegirl starts vomiting in the morning.

She cannot just be sick again?

10. Whenever the gateman tries to toast them.

Face your gate, biko.

11. The madam, when they break a plate in the kitchen.

They must always break plate sha.

12. What they cook vs. What they let them eat:

Is it fair?

13. When one rich man or prince falls in love with them out of nowhere.

Oshey Cinderella.

14. The housegirl, when a pastor comes to do deliverance in the house.

They are always possessed.
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