1. You, when you find out you’re going abroad and not to the village for the long holiday
Yassssss!!!2. When you get to school and your friends ask what you’re doing this holiday:
I’m travelling!3. When your friends start bringing out lists of things for you to bring back for them:
Do I look like courier service?4. Your mother’s idea of hand luggage:
Hello ma they said one small bag oh!5. You, your siblings, and your cousins in the room ALL of you are forced to share
Just squashed like “sandine”.6. What you think you’re going to be eating during the holidays:
Burger, pasta, fish & chips!7. What you actually eat:
Might as well have stayed at home.