1. Those ones that have planned formation with their friends one month before exam, they can fight anybody that tries to scatter it

2. Those ones that don’t stress themselves and have taken matters into their own hands, literally

3. Who else has seen those people that scream once they see exam questions?

4. The one that cannot come and die, uses the exam time to catch up on sleep when he doesn’t know what to write again

5. The ones that have already started asking for extra sheet, when you’re still looking for who to dub number 1 from

6. Those ones that start asking for four-figure table and you don’t even know where it applies

7. Those ones that have written JAMB five times and are ready to beat you if you don’t give them your answers

8. Those wonderful people that always distract the teacher, just so everybody can have a chance to dub

9. Then there are those people that always go to the toilet during exams. Haters will say they kept dubs there


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