If you won’t get a horse, then the next best thing is to stay permanently in your house. Because the truth is, there really isn’t anything important out there.
3. If your friends ask you to come and hang out, say no. Because fuel.
Fuel don cost.
4. If you’re in more than one relationship, now is the time to bring it down to one.
Maintenance costs have doubled.
5. Beware of the people that want to do you favors that require crossing Third Mainland bridge.
Do they mean you well?
6. When you’re driving and you encounter traffic. Get down and start walking.
But lock your car. You’re saving fuel.
7. It’s only been 5 years, but move in with the one partner you have left.
It’s efficient. And romantic.
8. Tell your partner: No more driving to fancy restaurants.
YES!
9. Stop spending money. Our forefathers survived on trade by barter.
We can, too.
10. You and the heat.
You should be one now.
11. Nigerian generator time used to be 7-10pm. Now it’s 8-10pm. Adjust accordingly.
Not even 10:01pm.
12. Whenever it rains, you already know not to put the gen on.
Use the breeze of God.
13. Quit any job that is more than 15 minutes away from your house.
Who needs a job?
14. Marry into a petrol wealth family…Alakija…Otedola.
It’s a by force thing oh!
15. Pray for Nigeria.
Fast. Pray. Light Candles. Say the Fatiha. Offer up Benediction. Dance. Do prayer of the faithful. Give sacrifices.
Everyone has a Nigerian bank that matches their personality. You could either be as likeable as GTB, as efficient as Access or as mature as First Bank. Either way, all you have to do is take this quiz and we’ll let you know with almost 100% certainty. So, go ahead:
We already guessed how many people you’ve slept with, and y’all were out here denying the truth. Anyway, we won’t hold that against you. This time, however, we’ve created a quiz that predicts who you’ll sleep with next — so you can either prepare or try (unsuccessfully) to prevent it. So, take and see:
Last month, we thoughtfully made a quiz telling you guys exactly when you’ll marry, but some of you claimed that your spouse was nowhere to be found. Well, now we’ve created one that’ll tell you exactly who you’ll be dragging down that aisle. Take and start planning that wedding: 11 Quizzes For Nigerians Who Are […]
Twitter is buzzing right now, bringing a new conversation to the concept of cool vs not-so-cool, especially in relationships. If you’ve been thinking about how much of a red flag you are, why don’t you let this quiz help you decide once and for all?
Children’s day, a day set apart for kids. Like they don’t win at life already? You’re not paying bills or rent and you have a day to celebrate yourself? Get me their manager, please. On days like this, we can’t help but remember how good we used to have it so we wrote this article […]
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What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
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