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March 25, 2016

1. When you are trying to find a bra that actually fits

cry

And if/when you actually find one, it’s probably the price of a house in Lekki.

2. When you try to put on your bra when there’s no light

slack-imgs

This is the biggest struggle ever

3. When you have to run unexpectedly

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God why?

4. When your shirts just refuse to button up

Gap city.

5. Then they finally button up, but the button just pops…or worse

tear

Safety pin time.

6. When you just can’t wear a push-up bra in peace

No one wants death by boobs

7. When you try wear a tent-style blouse and just end up looking like a house

If you try to drape a tent-style blouse on your boobs, you look ginormous.

Not fair.

8. Whenever you tell anyone that you’re thinking of getting a breast reduction, people act like you’re thinking about cutting your arm off

Is it your own?

9. When you lie on your back and it feels like your boobs are trying to choke you

Why me..?

10. When you realize everyone you meet is probably staring at your boobs

Jeez! Stop staring.

11. When you try to wear a strapless bra, and you start thinking about your life…

…because it keeps slipping off.

12. Everybody wants to hug you

Please no.

13. When you wear a seatbelt or a messenger bag and it divides your chest into two clean halves

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Fix this lord!

14. When food falls down your cleavage, and you don’t bother to try to get it out because you know you won’t find it

Ugh why?!! It’s gone now.

15. When your mom asks, “Which bra are you wearing today?”

And you start to wonder if your boobs are sagging?


But ultimately you love yourself and your boobs, because you’re winning!

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