If Your Brother-In-Law Stresses You Out, Allow Us Tell Your Story

September 15, 2016

1. When he says he is coming to visit for a few days and it has now been one year.

So this is now your home abi?

2. When he starts thinking you are his cook and maid.

Can you imagine?

3. When he wants to start commandeering the remote control in your house.

Na wa oh!

4. When he brings his friends to be making noise in your house.

Is this a beer parlour?

5. When he finishes all the food in the house and starts complaining there is nothing to eat.

Better go to the market by yourself.

6. When he starts doing amebo to report you to his family members.

Well done oh! Special detective.

7. When you are trying to get romantic and he interrupts.

If you don’t talk now you will die abi?

8. When he is fighting with his sibling and expects you to add mouth.

Not me oh!

9. When he is finally going back home.

Bye bye sir!

10. But it was just to go and pack all his things so he can move in properly.

Ah! I am finished oh!
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