1. “You’re wrong”
Once you say that, you might as well place an order for your coffin. A woman is never wrong in an argument.2. “Calm down”
Start praying for that man, because he’s about to never have peace again. You people should learn. No woman that’s ever been told to calm down actually calms down.3. “You’re overreacting”
Under no circumstances, should this leave your mouth. I mean, you can think it, but do not so much as breathe it out.4. “Let’s talk about it tomorrow”
No one has patience for that! Also what are you doing that we can’t talk about it now?5. “Go straight to the point”
Wow! You don’t seem to want the argument to end. Let her make all her secondary points before getting to the primary point.6. “Okay”
LOL! After the long essay, you think you should say “Okay”?7. “You won’t understand”
Are you trying to say she’s stupid? For real?8. “Do what you want”
What’s this one saying? Please behave and give your opinion so she can yell at you for it.9. “Is that why you’re angry?”
Wait, what? The reason is not good enough? Guys need to learn!10. “It’s not that deep”
Wow.