16 Pictures That Will Only Make Sense To People Who Attended AFSS Ikeja

May 24, 2016

1. We hail thee Alma matter…

“Perseverance breeds success.”

2. The only houses that mattered:

Mig House steady carrying last sha.

3. Everybody walking to the ESD field for Inter-house sports practice like:

The most annoying walk ever.

4. The BEST teacher to ever do it:

If you still didn’t like Economics after he taught you, then I don’t know again. May his soul rest in peace.

5. You and your guys, arriving for Speech and Prize giving day in you trads like:

TURN UP!

6. How you felt whenever you had to go into the admin block:

The fear was too real.

7. Whenever students saw RSM M.W.O Maha coming.

I cannot come and die.

8. How soldiers see you when you don’t have a badge on your uniform:

It’s all over.

9. Your face, when you hear that Oga Abdul is the one to flog you:

I’m dead.

10. Whenever someone tries to beg you for doughnut at Zobo joint.

Better leave my front.

11. When you hear that you have to go to Mr. Martins office for Maths.

You know someone will sha get flogged.

12. Whenever soldiers decided to walk along the assembly line for inspection.

Baba God, be a shield.

13. Baba Seun, whenever boys went to play games after school:

He used us to cash out sha.

14. When you had a free period and Commandant was roaming senior block.

Before they will flog us to death.

15. You, heading to Bush Canteen when school closes:

No time.

16. The school’s unofficial mascot:

Met it and left it there.

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