9 Types of People You Probably Fought In Secondary School

October 20, 2016

1. The ‘My Mummy Said I Shouldn’t Fight’

After looking for trouble they’ll say “No…I want to fight…it’s just that my mummy said I should stop fighting”.

2. The ‘Always Injured’

These ones always have injuries, “I injured my hand yesterday, ask Seun. If not i’ll have rubbished your body”.

3. The ‘Hold Me Back’

“Guy, hold me back because it’s like this one wants to see my other side”.

4. The ‘Cry-Cry Baby’

“I SAID I’M NOT CRYING!… it’s just sand in my eyes”.

5. The ‘Mad Man/Woman’

The ones that fight like a demon is inside them. Please for your own safety, avoid at all costs!.

6. The ‘Snitch’

Argue small and they’ll run to a teacher like “Esskuz me Sir, Femi said he’ll slap the taste out of my mouth”.

7. The ‘Never Walk Alone’

Always forming Mighty Morphing with their gang and will never fight you alone.

8. The ‘god of war’

Always take fights too seriously, type of person that can blind you because you lost their pen.

9. The ‘Charger’

Very extra people, they’ll tear shirt, off trouser, slap themselves, and you’ll still beat them like your child.

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