1. People that have finished NYSC
Congratulations! Now your struggle has ended.
2. People that know maths very well
Na you biko! We hail thee!
3. Fashionistas that have entered Bella Naija’s Aso Ebi Bella
The original slayonces!
4. People that have left our level and gotten married
We will soon come and join you sha.
5. All serious-minded entrepreneurs
Continue to create jobs for us all! Thank you and God bless!
6. People that went for Cowbell Mathematical Competition in school
Efikos of life!
7. Anyone who went to a Federal University
You survived that, you can survive anything!
8. People that don’t padlock their WiFi
Favorite kinds of people!