1. When you flush the poo and one lone soldier decides not to go
2. When you sit on the toilet and it’s warm and wet
3. When you you’re pooing and it smells like hell itself
4. When you finish using the toilet and realize the water is actually not running
5. When you enter the toilet right after someone else has brutalized it
6. When your poo has so much force that toilet water splashes on your bum
7. When you don’t aim right and you miss the toilet bowl.
